Rats with bushy tails, I wuz thinking as I listened. Then I hooted as you tore into those anointed rodents who moved into your urban house on the mountainside. Did that pest mgmt outfit really get three grand outta you? Sounds like an investment management company who's greenwashing their scam. I hope you find a contractor who can squirrelproof your fascia, kettle those home invaders, then expel them all through a single exit back into The Environment. FYI avoid contractors named "Coyote" and any traps or equipment with the ACME label.
gotta love the sharp historical critique embedded in the attack on rat-adjacent personalities…
or is it the other way around?
Rats with bushy tails, I wuz thinking as I listened. Then I hooted as you tore into those anointed rodents who moved into your urban house on the mountainside. Did that pest mgmt outfit really get three grand outta you? Sounds like an investment management company who's greenwashing their scam. I hope you find a contractor who can squirrelproof your fascia, kettle those home invaders, then expel them all through a single exit back into The Environment. FYI avoid contractors named "Coyote" and any traps or equipment with the ACME label.